You've gotta be kidding me.

So I'm sitting there, minding my own business (as I've been known to do) and the guy beside me pulls out a cloth rag from his pocket, empties the upper contents of his sinuses into the cloth, then puts it back in his pocket! Has his 1940's flash-frozen body been recently thawed out? Am I on Candid Camera? Does he work for a Just For Laughs camera crew? I dunno but someone, on behalf of whomever does his laundry, needed to tell him that we have these neat little inventions called tissues now. Here. Try these. Use them two at a time. Take some with you for later, Mr. Mucous. They're made of paper pulp. They actually do grow on trees!