I'm willing to bet that God himself can barely stand Gospel music, and likely rates it barely above country music.
God on religious music:
"Yes, yes, I'm an amazing, all-powerful, totally perfect being, and you're singing about how I'm such an amazing, all-powerful, totally perfect being. I know! For cripes sake, give it a rest. Get creative, will ya. Do you not like cars or girls? Not even a little bit? Glorify me that way. I created blondes, and I created the guys who created Corvettes. Oh my God... er.. me, but it's annoying. The first few hundred years were tolerable, but the novelty is long gone, folks! Imagine if someone sang "Happy Birthday" to you every day of you life. I'm warning you... knock it off... or else! Can you say "Flood"?"
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