Tuesday, November 28, 2006

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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Buy this DVD

We just finished watching An Inconvenient Truth.

When I think of the movies that are playing in theatres right now, when I think of the movies I've seen in theatres myself, I just gotta shake my head. What a relatively shallow, meaningless experience most of them are, and have been, compared to this movie. You have to watch it for yourself. You also have to watch it for your kids and grandkids.

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Just as a side bar, it really is astonishing to think about just how many morons in America it took to keep Al Gore from being President, and to instead put in his place the retarded baboon that is in the White House now.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

That dune looks familiar

I was talking to someone about the Ten Commandments the other day. We were talking about what a terrible choice of things to write about. God only bothered to actually write anything down once, and he chose these? The first 4 are political and the rest are no-brainers that we really don't have to be told.

And then it hit me: if you're dumb enough to follow a guy into the desert where you go in circles for several years, you probably need to be told a lot of things. It's really not a huge desert. Hell, you can walk right across the thing in a few months, without a divine ranger scouting ahead. 40 years? Moses, you're an idiot.*

I can hear Yahweh now...

"Yes, yes, Moses. I'll send the damn manna down in a sec. No, I'm not going to ask this guy on the camel for directions, and if you'd just shut the hell up for a sec, I might be able to get this bloody map folded the right way!"

*maybe not - he managed to tell people with a straight face that his blood-thirsty god, the one who commanded him to kill one of his followers for collecting firewood, is commanding them to "Not kill".