Sunday, December 24, 2006
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Just a little thought
A friend of mine (Scavenger from New York) and I were talking about dishonest people (of the psychic & faith-healer type) and the name Jonathan Edward (of Crossing Over infamy) came up.
And a thought came to me.
Have you ever noticed how psychic nut-frauds never tell anyone that in a past life, the person was a petty thief who died while taking a shit? Edward never told anyone that he couldn't make a connection with someone's dead Uncle Dave because Uncle Dave was presently frying in hell for embezzling money and knowingly spreading herpes evenly amongst the secretaries in the typing pool. These fools/victims are always told exactly what they want to hear.
Coincidence?
And a thought came to me.
Have you ever noticed how psychic nut-frauds never tell anyone that in a past life, the person was a petty thief who died while taking a shit? Edward never told anyone that he couldn't make a connection with someone's dead Uncle Dave because Uncle Dave was presently frying in hell for embezzling money and knowingly spreading herpes evenly amongst the secretaries in the typing pool. These fools/victims are always told exactly what they want to hear.
Coincidence?
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Another Pastor Tearfully Resigns
Another evangelical pastor has resigned after he tearfully admitted that he has struggled with wearing polyester for years.
"From the time I was a baby, I was dressed in polyester. And even after I had come to an age where I knew it was wrong, I still did it. This has been a lifelong struggle for me," said Leroy Williams, pastor of the Levitical Restoration Baptist Church.
Congregational members told reporters that while they may not approve of what Leroy has been wearing, they still love him. "We're going to pray for him, that God would restore him."
Leroy hopes to get counseling at the Single-Fabric Restoration Group, a healing ministry found in an undisclosed location where cotton is still grown "God's way" by unpaid laborers. "We understand his struggles," said Eli Whittenberg, "but we believe God will bless those who follow his Word. But should he not..." He laughed as he pointed to a huge quarry of rocks at the edge of the city. "Let's just say, the fear of God is just one of the motivations we use to keep people from sinning."
~ a tip of my hat to my chum Kyle for writing the article and allowing me to reprint it here.
"From the time I was a baby, I was dressed in polyester. And even after I had come to an age where I knew it was wrong, I still did it. This has been a lifelong struggle for me," said Leroy Williams, pastor of the Levitical Restoration Baptist Church.
Congregational members told reporters that while they may not approve of what Leroy has been wearing, they still love him. "We're going to pray for him, that God would restore him."
Leroy hopes to get counseling at the Single-Fabric Restoration Group, a healing ministry found in an undisclosed location where cotton is still grown "God's way" by unpaid laborers. "We understand his struggles," said Eli Whittenberg, "but we believe God will bless those who follow his Word. But should he not..." He laughed as he pointed to a huge quarry of rocks at the edge of the city. "Let's just say, the fear of God is just one of the motivations we use to keep people from sinning."
~ a tip of my hat to my chum Kyle for writing the article and allowing me to reprint it here.
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