Saturday, May 09, 2009

Poor Planning

Was Jesus incompetent?

If you had magic powers (still having trouble with the fact that grown-ups believe this stuff) would you turn water into wine, or eradicate world hunger? Would you raise a dead guy to impress chicks, or would you eradicate childhood cancers? (why would he raise one guy, other than to just show off?) Would you choose a back-woods part of the world that has never really contributed much to humanity, in a time when anyone would believe anything, or would you wait at least until the invention of the internet before bringing forth an apparently important message about your father (a psychotic mass murderer)?

At the very least, doesn't Jesus owe us another crucifixion? I mean, 2000 years is a pretty long time to be on vacation.

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